What is the safest way to give myself a mild sports injury, enough for me to sit out?

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Fake a hamstring injury or something.

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Stop being a pussy dude

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well maybe you should quit wrestling. There are a few things you could fake... get smashed, eat a bunch of nasty food and go to the er and say your stomach hurts. Your lipase levels will be elevated indicating pancreatitis but they will keep you for about 5 days. Hope you have a laptop

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